May 2013
12 posts
1 tag
teamgif:
andrvw:
teamgif:
andrvw:
people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
wait, are there actually people that pour the milk...
heckboy:
“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
6 tags
bolto:
imagine if the first internet name you came up with stuck with you for life
cyberkewl
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
April 2013
57 posts
senpai-dixie-kong:
its-a me twerkio
tupacabra:
sometimes when i mean to type “me too” i accidentally type “me top” and i sound like a gay caveman
alcoholicstreetperson asked: Do you like alcoholic street people?
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
aww
ashazzminscreed:
omfgcate:
dqdbpb:
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
#ITS GONNA BE MAY
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
forever
roughrimjob:
Its fucking 2013 why cant I unsend a text yet
