teamgif: andrvw: teamgif: andrvw: people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk milk is the only thing i have left wait, are there actually people that pour the milk...
heckboy: “You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
bolto: imagine if the first internet name you came up with stuck with you for life cyberkewl
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
senpai-dixie-kong: its-a me twerkio
tupacabra: sometimes when i mean to type “me too” i accidentally type “me top” and i sound like a gay caveman
alcoholicstreetperson asked: Do you like alcoholic street people?
internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me aww
ashazzminscreed: omfgcate: dqdbpb: we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means? #ITS GONNA BE MAY HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!? forever
roughrimjob: Its fucking 2013 why cant I unsend a text yet